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Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Forget drones, Amazon has new robots that could replace humans - TheStreet
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Carlie Irsay-Gordon explains her habit of wearing a headset during games - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
'Materialists': Celine Song on Dating and Sex and the City's Influence - IndieWire
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
NASA discovers that Earth's twin planet, Venus, is not geologically dead - Earth.com
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Apple's Latest Movie Trailer Innovation Suggests The Future Of Premium Home Viewing - SlashFilm
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
No way
What is the difference between using a brush for air drying and blow drying?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
New Report Ranks 3 New Jersey Towns Among Kindest In America - 92.7 WOBM
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Experimental cholesterol pill cuts heart attack risk with 'convenient' once-daily dose - AOL.com
Then came..
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.